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creatine + hydration
LOADED
creatine, electrolytes, hydration. for people who lift things and don't want to feel like death.
$33.00
LOADED

what it does

creatine for strength and muscle. electrolytes for hydration. no artificial sweeteners. no BS fillers. just what works.

ingredients

  • creatine monohydrate - 5g (the amount studies use)
  • sodium - 250mg (hydration)
  • potassium - 200mg (muscle function)
  • magnesium - 100mg (recovery)

how to use

mix 1 scoop with water. drink it. that's it. works before or after training. or any time really.

sleep + stress
OFFLINE
sleep like a baby. don't act like one. magnesium, l-theanine, apigenin.
$33.00
OFFLINE

what it does

helps you actually sleep. magnesium for relaxation. l-theanine for calm. apigenin for deeper sleep. no melatonin hangover.

ingredients

  • magnesium glycinate - 400mg (the good kind)
  • l-theanine - 200mg (calm without drowsy)
  • apigenin - 50mg (deeper sleep)

how to use

take 2 capsules 30-60 minutes before bed. don't take with coffee. that's just common sense.

greens + gut health
RESET
mom & dad were right about vegetables. your inner child is throwing a tantrum. greens in a scoop. grow up.
$33.00
RESET

what it does

greens blend for nutrients. probiotics for gut health. digestive enzymes so you can actually absorb it. tastes like health. sorry.

ingredients

  • organic greens blend - 5g (spinach, kale, spirulina, etc)
  • probiotics - 5 billion CFU (gut health)
  • digestive enzymes - 200mg (absorption)
  • fiber - 3g (digestion)

how to use

mix 1 scoop with water or smoothie. drink fast. chase with something that tastes better. repeat daily.

girlies

hormone balance
FLOW
crying at dog videos again? craving salt and violence? yeah, it's hormones. DIM, chasteberry, magnesium. good luck bestie.
$29.90
FLOW

what it does

supports hormone balance. reduces PMS symptoms. helps with mood swings and cramps. won't fix everything but might make you less homicidal.

ingredients

  • DIM - 150mg (hormone metabolism)
  • vitex (chasteberry) - 400mg (cycle regularity)
  • magnesium glycinate - 300mg (cramps, mood)
  • vitamin b6 - 50mg (PMS support)
  • turmeric extract - 500mg (inflammation)

how to use

take 2 capsules daily with food. works best when taken consistently throughout your cycle, not just during PMS.

hair, skin, nails
GLOW
no we can't fix your situationship but we can fix your hair. 5,000mcg biotin, 5g collagen. priorities.
$32.90
GLOW

what it does

supports hair growth, skin health, and nail strength. biotin and collagen at doses that actually work. not the 100mcg fairy dust other brands sell.

ingredients

  • biotin - 5,000mcg (not 100mcg like the cheap stuff)
  • collagen peptides - 5g (skin elasticity)
  • vitamin c - 500mg (collagen synthesis)
  • vitamin e - 15mg (antioxidant)
  • zinc - 15mg (hair growth)
  • hyaluronic acid - 100mg (skin hydration)

how to use

take 2 capsules daily. give it 60-90 days. hair and nails grow slow. science is patient even if you're not.

stress + mood
CALM
doom scrolling at 2am? overwhelmed by literally everything? ashwagandha and l-theanine won't fix it but like... might help you sleep.
$27.90
CALM

what it does

reduces stress and anxiety. supports mood balance. promotes calm without making you drowsy. won't fix capitalism but might help the spiraling.

ingredients

  • ashwagandha - 600mg (stress reduction)
  • l-theanine - 200mg (calm focus)
  • rhodiola rosea - 300mg (adaptogen)
  • b-complex vitamins - full spectrum (energy, mood)
  • magnesium - 200mg (nervous system)

how to use

take 2 capsules with food. morning or evening works. some people sleep better, some feel more focused. see what works for you.

bros

testosterone support
BOOST
your test levels called. they're disappointed. ashwagandha, tongkat ali, D-AA. won't fix your personality but might help the gym situation.
$34.90
BOOST

what it does

supports natural testosterone production. increases energy. helps with muscle building. enhances libido. might make you feel less like a tired potato.

ingredients

  • KSM-66® ashwagandha - 600mg (clinically studied)
  • tongkat ali (LJ100®) - 200mg (traditional T-booster)
  • D-aspartic acid - 2,000mg (T production)
  • zinc - 15mg (hormone health)
  • vitamin D3 - 2,000 IU (most people deficient)
  • fenugreek - 300mg (libido support)
  • DIM - 150mg (estrogen metabolism)

how to use

take 2 capsules daily with food. best in morning. takes 4-6 weeks to notice changes. won't replace actual TRT if you need that.

nitric oxide
PUMP
6g citrulline for pumps so big you'll need to turn sideways through doors. science, not steroids. your veins will thank us later.
$29.90
PUMP

what it does

increases muscle pumps and vascularity. enhances blood flow. supports endurance. stim-free so you can take it anytime. gym aesthetic intensifies.

ingredients

  • l-citrulline - 6,000mg (the amount that works)
  • l-arginine - 1,000mg (blood flow)
  • beetroot extract - 1,000mg (nitrates)
  • pine bark extract - 100mg (circulation)
  • vitamin c - 500mg (NO bioavailability)

how to use

mix 1 scoop with water 30 minutes before training. or take capsules if you got those. stim-free so won't keep you up.

pre-workout
FUEL
set a boundary with your couch. choose yourself. or whatever. just drink the caffeine and go lift. beta-alanine, citrulline, creatine.
$34.90
FUEL

what it does

explosive energy and focus. increased strength. enhanced endurance. the tingles from beta-alanine so you know it's working. makes you go to the gym.

ingredients

  • caffeine - 200mg (not insane, just effective)
  • beta-alanine - 3,200mg (endurance + tingles)
  • l-citrulline - 6,000mg (pumps)
  • creatine monohydrate - 3,000mg (strength)
  • taurine - 1,000mg (hydration)
  • l-tyrosine - 1,000mg (focus)

how to use

mix 1 scoop with water 20-30 minutes before training. don't take after 5pm unless you enjoy staring at ceiling. start with half scoop if caffeine sensitive.

why bruh! duh!

the supplement industry is built on fake promises, influencer markups, and proprietary blends that hide weak ingredients. we're not doing that.

clinical doses!

we use the amounts studies actually use. not fairy dust doses that sound good on labels.

third-party tested!

COAs available. tested by people who aren't us. we have receipts.

no bs ingredients!

no proprietary blends. no fake promises. just ingredients backed by research.

honest packaging!

BPA-free HDPE plastic. microplastic-resistant. recyclable. we're real about trade-offs.

30-day guarantee!

if it doesn't work, email us. we'll refund you. no hoops to jump through.